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Anonymous asked: Soooo. When abouts this sweep will you be coming around?

UNCLEAR. COLLECTION CYCLES CORRESPOND WITH MOTHERGRUB LAYING HABITS. PATTERN OFTEN DEVIATES FROM SCHEDULE. IMPOSSIBLE TO EXACTLY PREDICT.

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Anonymous asked: If drones could pail, would you?

IRRELEVANT.

NOW ACCEPTING INQUIRIES. SUBMIT.

UNIT STATUS: -ACTIVE-

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Anonymous asked: What happened with the other imperial drone blog? I never could find out what was going on back when you went on hiatus.

What essentially occurred was that someone took inspiration from my blog and made their own drone going with their own headcanons. Which is perfectly acceptable, that’s what I do after all. However some people decided not to see it this way and attacked the other rper for not being as “good” as I was, which is absolute bullshit because I’m rather terrible. However even after I demanded they stop and I implored the other rper to ignore them, ultimately the other drone deleted their account.
The whole debacle just drained me of my enthusiasm completely and thus, the hiatus,

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Anonymous asked: I think doing both would be good, if you're able to. My only concern is in regards to those select few insane followers that shamed the other imperial drone blog. I know that wasn't in any way your fault, though, mun!

Ah, yes. The reason the hiatus on this blog occurred in the first place.

I’ll wait until I, hopefully, have a larger response before I settle to one thing or another but thank you for your input.

OOC: A PSA and maybe a question.

First of all, hello everyone, it’s been a long long time. Other pleasantries aside, I’ve decided to come back to this blog in perhaps a different fashion than last time.

Last time I made this blog with the sole intent of causing some mayhem in the Homestuck RP community. You know, follow some trolls and watch them freak out a bit over a possible imminent collection. It shook things up a bit every now and then, all in the intentions of good fun. With the occasional ask on the side, of course, that was a lot of fun as well.

This time around I return with less intent on causing havoc and stirring up trouble for various trolls and more with the intent of some occasional RP interactions alongside being an admittedly somewhat half-assed ask blog.

However, you all are my followers and I’d like to know what you think as to the continued existence of this blog. What would you like to see from me? Do you like the new idea or would you prefer I try and continue scaring various trolls across the rp community?

Please, by all means, let me know your thoughts.

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Anonymous asked: Do you know how many grubs come from the deposited material of just two quadrants? Or is this to sporadic to determine?

ACCURATE ESTIMATES OF GRUB HATCHINGS IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVIDE.ALL GENETIC MATERIAL IS COLLECTED AND DUMPED INTO THE SLURRY POOL. AFTER WHICH THE MOTHERGRUB DEPOSITS HER CLUTCH OVER A PERIOD OF 1 WEEK. CLUTCHES GENERALLY CONTAIN 500 THOUSAND EGGS, HOWEVER THERE ARE INSTANCES WHERE EGGS DO NOT HATCH OR PRODUCE MULTIPLE GRUBS.

royalbidness:

imperialdr0ne:

NEW STATEMENT: RIDING A DRONE OF ANY SORT WOULD BE AN UNDIGNIFIED MODE OF TRANSPORTATION FOR HIGH RANKING PERSONNEL.

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dont care
any1 dats got a problem w it can answa 2 the end a ma trident
wish yo robo brethren good luck cuz fuck dawn
we ride now

MALFUNCTION DETECTED IN LEFT KNEE JOINT. THIS UNIT MUST RETURN TO MAINTENANCE BAY FOR REPAIR.

royalbidness:

imperialdr0ne:

DUE TO DORSAL SPINES RIDING DRONES IS AN INADVISABLE ACTIVITY.

you seem 2 be 4gettin dat dorsal spines are removable

NEW STATEMENT: RIDING A DRONE OF ANY SORT WOULD BE AN UNDIGNIFIED MODE OF TRANSPORTATION FOR HIGH RANKING PERSONNEL.