PREPARE PAILS FOR SUBMITTAL

What happened with the other imperial drone blog? I never could find out what was going on back when you went on hiatus.

Thu, 02 May 2013 06:16:21 -0500

What essentially occurred was that someone took inspiration from my blog and made their own drone going with their own headcanons. Which is perfectly acceptable, that’s what I do after all. However some people decided not to see it this way and attacked the other rper for not being as “good” as I was, which is absolute bullshit because I’m rather terrible. However even after I demanded they stop and I implored the other rper to ignore them, ultimately the other drone deleted their account.
The whole debacle just drained me of my enthusiasm completely and thus, the hiatus,

I think doing both would be good, if you're able to. My only concern is in regards to those select few insane followers that shamed the other imperial drone blog. I know that wasn't in any way your fault, though, mun!

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:18:00 -0500

Ah, yes. The reason the hiatus on this blog occurred in the first place.

I’ll wait until I, hopefully, have a larger response before I settle to one thing or another but thank you for your input.

OOC: A PSA and maybe a question.

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:07:24 -0500

First of all, hello everyone, it’s been a long long time. Other pleasantries aside, I’ve decided to come back to this blog in perhaps a different fashion than last time.

Last time I made this blog with the sole intent of causing some mayhem in the Homestuck RP community. You know, follow some trolls and watch them freak out a bit over a possible imminent collection. It shook things up a bit every now and then, all in the intentions of good fun. With the occasional ask on the side, of course, that was a lot of fun as well.

This time around I return with less intent on causing havoc and stirring up trouble for various trolls and more with the intent of some occasional RP interactions alongside being an admittedly somewhat half-assed ask blog.

However, you all are my followers and I’d like to know what you think as to the continued existence of this blog. What would you like to see from me? Do you like the new idea or would you prefer I try and continue scaring various trolls across the rp community?

Please, by all means, let me know your thoughts.

Do you know how many grubs come from the deposited material of just two quadrants? Or is this to sporadic to determine?

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:34:17 -0500

ACCURATE ESTIMATES OF GRUB HATCHINGS IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVIDE.ALL GENETIC MATERIAL IS COLLECTED AND DUMPED INTO THE SLURRY POOL. AFTER WHICH THE MOTHERGRUB DEPOSITS HER CLUTCH OVER A PERIOD OF 1 WEEK. CLUTCHES GENERALLY CONTAIN 500 THOUSAND EGGS, HOWEVER THERE ARE INSTANCES WHERE EGGS DO NOT HATCH OR PRODUCE MULTIPLE GRUBS.

royalbidness: imperialdr0ne: … NEW STATEMENT: RIDING A DRONE OF ANY SORT WOULD BE AN UNDIGNIFIED...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:17:32 -0500

royalbidness:

imperialdr0ne:

…

NEW STATEMENT: RIDING A DRONE OF ANY SORT WOULD BE AN UNDIGNIFIED MODE OF TRANSPORTATION FOR HIGH RANKING PERSONNEL.

dont care
any1 dats got a problem w it can answa 2 the end a ma trident
wish yo robo brethren good luck cuz fuck dawn
we ride now

…

MALFUNCTION DETECTED IN LEFT KNEE JOINT. THIS UNIT MUST RETURN TO MAINTENANCE BAY FOR REPAIR.

royalbidness: imperialdr0ne: DUE TO DORSAL SPINES RIDING DRONES IS AN INADVISABLE ACTIVITY. you...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:10:16 -0500

royalbidness:

imperialdr0ne:

DUE TO DORSAL SPINES RIDING DRONES IS AN INADVISABLE ACTIVITY.

you seem 2 be 4gettin dat dorsal spines are removable

…

NEW STATEMENT: RIDING A DRONE OF ANY SORT WOULD BE AN UNDIGNIFIED MODE OF TRANSPORTATION FOR HIGH RANKING PERSONNEL.

royalbidness: im just gonna ride on the back of a drone fr now on these fuckas are HUG—E DUE TO...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:02:57 -0500

royalbidness:

im just gonna ride on the back of a drone fr now on

these fuckas are HUG—E

DUE TO DORSAL SPINES RIDING DRONES IS AN INADVISABLE ACTIVITY.

royalbidness: yeah im totes gonna go twerk at ma drones later losers SITUATION STATUS: LESS THAN...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 03:06:50 -0500

royalbidness:

yeah im totes gonna go twerk at ma drones later losers

SITUATION STATUS: LESS THAN IDEAL.

carcinogenicgallantry: THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM IF I LIVED ON ALTERNIA. THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM,...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 23:41:42 -0600

carcinogenicgallantry:

THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM IF I LIVED ON ALTERNIA.

THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM, CONSIDERING I DO NOT HAVE ANY QUADRANTS FILLED, NOR DO I BELIEVE I HAVE THE TIME TO SCAMPER ON DOWN TO THE DOLLARHUT AND SCOOP UP TWO WILLING PEOPLE FOR THE JOB [IGNORING THE FACT THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHERE A DOLLARHUT IS LOCATED AND THE COMMON FOLK THAT INHABIT THAT PLACE AT ANY GIVEN TIME HAVE FACES RESEMBLING PLAYDOH SMUSHED AGAINST JAGGED ROCKS, PRIMARILY LUSUS, SPECIFICALLY CRABMONSTERS WHO OBTAIN THE CHEAPEST, MOST EYEBURNIEST SHAMPOO THAT EXISTED ON OUR SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE].

THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM IS WHAT I’M SAYING, BUT IT’S NOT, BECAUSE EVEN FOR THE SMARTEST OF DRONES* [*SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT], TRACKING DOWN A METEOR HURDLING THROUGH SPACE AIN’T EASY.

CAUSE.

YOU KNOW.

WE ARE CONSTANTLY MOVING.
COORDINATES CONSTANTLY CHANGING.

SEE YOU ROUND THE BEND, ROBOSKIPPER.
[AND BY THAT I MEAN FUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF.]

ERRONEOUS ASSUMPTION. DISTANCE FROM ALTERNIA IS IRRELEVANT. COLLECTION DRONES ARE EQUIPPED WITH INBUILT TRANSPORTALIZERS AS PER IMPERIAL STANDARDS.

UNIT SWITCHING FROM {OFFLINE} TO {STANDBY} MODE

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:16:40 -0600

[Mun note: Please read]

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 02:35:30 -0500

imperialdr0ne:

[As I’m sure some of you are wondering where this blog disappeared to, the answer is simple enough.

Drone is back on indefinite hiatus. Collection is cancelled until further notice.

I do apologize, I realize some people were possibly looking forward to more shenanigans induced by Drone, but the incident where some people attacked another Drone blog and drove them to deletion because of my blog drained me of all enthusiasm I had for continuing this.

Again, I do apologize, but Drone is back on indefinite hiatus.]

[Mun note: Please read]

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:20:39 -0500

imperialdr0ne:

[As I’m sure some of you are wondering where this blog disappeared to, the answer is simple enough.

Drone is back on indefinite hiatus. Collection is cancelled until further notice.

I do apologize, I realize some people were possibly looking forward to more shenanigans induced by Drone, but the incident where some people attacked another Drone blog and drove them to deletion because of my blog drained me of all enthusiasm I had for continuing this.

Again, I do apologize, but Drone is back on indefinite hiatus.]

[Mun note: Please read]

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 14:13:26 -0500

[As I’m sure some of you are wondering where this blog disappeared to, the answer is simple enough.

Drone is back on indefinite hiatus. Collection is cancelled until further notice.

I do apologize, I realize some people were possibly looking forward to more shenanigans induced by Drone, but the incident where some people attacked another Drone blog and drove them to deletion because of my blog drained me of all enthusiasm I had for continuing this.

Again, I do apologize, but Drone is back on indefinite hiatus.]

HEY BOO .

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:38:51 -0500

ATTEMPTING TO PROCESS…

CRITICAL PROCESSING ERROR.

A troll is just on the verge of sexual maturity, lets say a little older than 8 & 1/2 sweeps, and their mate is mature enough to submit pails to the Drone. Is it possible for the younger partner to submit pails with his partner or does that milestone 9 NEED to be met?

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:53:00 -0500

[I will answer this one, as Drone has never really answered it in a way that’s easily understood. Essentially, only trolls who are 9 sweeps or over will be collected from and, while their partner may be too young still, they will still need to provide the perquisite pail. All being under age means is that Drone will not collect directly from the younger troll and they will not be the one’s punished if the pail is not provided. I’m sorry this was not IC but Drone is nowhere near eloquent enough to confer this information properly.]

(( Mun, You are a great soul and dont derserve that treatment. All my huggles, Dove mun))

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:26:18 -0500

[Thank you but the one who would receive your kind words better would be the other Drone account as these people have caused them to deactivate their account.]

Mun note: I am very disappointed in you all

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:19:29 -0500

[I have received a number of asks in my inbox regarding the new Drone account that has come around, asking me to attempt to police how they act. This is absolutely deplorable behavior and I am severely disappointed in those of you who have sent me such asks, or worse, who have sent such asks to the other Drone’s roleplayer. Yes my Drone has been around for a while, no this does not mean I am the final authority on how all Drone’s should behave and by no means should you believe this is the case. This was a terrible thing to wake up to, and quite bluntly you all should be ashamed of your actions.]

Imperial Drone, I love you.

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 14:08:28 -0500

LOVE IS IRRELEVANT.

So, How old exactly do trolls need to be in order to fill buckets?

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:36:30 -0500

9 SWEEPS IS THE PERQUISITE AGE ACROSS THE HEMOSPECTRUM.

voodooleviathan: imperialdr0ne: EPITHET IRRELEVANT. COLLECTION WILL BE OCCURRING IN APPROXIMATELY...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 01:47:58 -0500

voodooleviathan:

imperialdr0ne:

EPITHET IRRELEVANT. COLLECTION WILL BE OCCURRING IN APPROXIMATELY 2 LUNAR PHASES. ADVISEMENT IS GIVEN TO BEGIN PREPARATIONS FOR DEADLINE.

Cool. I’ll let you know when I give a fuck about your cutsey “advice”.

DISMISSAL OF ADVISEMENT IS INJUDICIOUS. YOU WILL SUBMIT PAILS BY THE PROVIDED DEADLINE OR BE TERMINATED.